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Fan-made. Not affiliated. Very judgmental about floorplans.
Mansion Crimes is an unofficial fan-made leaderboard and archive of mansions reviewed by Arvin Haddad. Scores and summaries are based on publicly available YouTube videos, summarized in our own words, with links back to original sources for context.
The project is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or operated by Arvin Haddad. It is an editorial companion for fans who want to browse cases, compare scores, and keep track of recurring design offenses.
Editorial rule: roast the mansion, not the person. We criticize architecture, layout, materials, proportions, site use, finishes, and design decisions, not owners, buyers, families, or private individuals.
Full transcripts are for internal review only. Public pages should use short quotes, summaries, and links back to the original video.
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